Bubblegum Stuff - Office Udders

For when your day at work
is so stressful it�s udderly
ridiculous, we�ve created
Office Udders. These highly
squishable silicon cow boobs
stick firmly to the underside
of your desk, offering you a
truly durable and discreet tug
without ever having to leave
your workstation. Boss riding
you like Seabiscuit? Simply
grab these glands and milk
your anger dry!