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Things to do While you Poo Toilet Roll
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Grab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with puzzling brain teasers on every sheet. Not only will you be improving your brain power b...
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Grab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with puzzling brain teasers on every sheet. Not only will you be improving your brain power b...
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Get the gleam with this special hairbrush for the follically challenged. Now bald men can proudly buff up their bald patch as part of their daily r...
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Identify the source of Bullshit and spray vigorously! This handy 100ml floral scented air freshener has a spray nozzle and is easy to use. It will ...
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Nobody will ever see those skidmarks...If you need to poop but don't want to draw a ton of attention, here's a good first pass. A great gift for h...
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The world's first Sudoku Toilet Roll is now available! Simply pull down the roll and start filling in the puzzles. It's so easy to play: complete t...
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Times upÉget wiping! Perfect for homes that usually have a queue for the bathroom, this hilarious toilet themed poo timer will shorten loo times as...
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The only soap that fills you with pride! Shrink wrapped. 10.2cm x 6.4cm x 1.9cm.
Had a bad day? Want to wallow in it? Bathe in waters as dark as your mood with our charcoal bath bombs.
How does your garden grow? Is it well pruned, with a perfectly manicured lawn? Or is it an overgrown thick bush? Surprise your missus this valentin...
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Enjoy a cold one in the shower with this innovative, easy to install bevy holder.
Know someone who loves RosŽ Wine? These bath bombs are the perfect gift, enjoy a RosŽ in the tub after a long day, without the hangover.
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Celebrate your body hair with this scented soap! It'll leave you feeling fresh and liberated from the beauty standards of today! Instead you can ce...
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I hope the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help you out of the ditch, like this classy lady. I J...
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Doesn't Uranus belong in your bathroom? Unscented. 2 oz. / 56 g. Not tested on animals. Made in the USA.
Know an older person with a tendency for pants -based accidents and/or a good sense of humour? Then say hello to their perfect gift Ð the Old Age A...
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Diameter of the drain plug: approx. 45.5 mm Chain length: 30 cm The unusual bath plug has a diameter of 4.5 cm and a chain length of 30 cm
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Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, I don't think I need to tell you what happens next...
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Enjoy a relaxing glass of wine while in the bath with this innovative, easy to install wine glass holder.
Squirty-saurus! Fun for bathtime or in the pool, these squirty toys are great value & in an assortment of cheerful dinosaur designs. Sold indiv...
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Take your singing in the shower to a whole new level with this novelty vintage microphone shaped Soap on a Rope from Gentlemen's Hardware! Belt out...
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Sick of seeing the bloke from accounts squirming uncomfortably at his desk? Well, thereÕll be no need for Itchy Ian to fear those uncomfortable per...
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__ 18x SELF-ADHESIVE BANDAGES for kids and the young at heart looking to turn that frown upside down with the cutest bandages ever! __ EASY TO REMO...
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Super squeezy, squirty sea-creatures. A variety of designs & colours are available. **Chosen at random
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The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe vera. 2 oz./59 ml
For sud's sake! Wash your feet. Wash someone else's feet. Wash before Supper! Almond, cocoa butter scent. 2 oz. / 56 g. Not tested on animals. Mad...
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ROOOAAR!!! Who knew dino droppings would make for such a lovely bath! Stay as bubbly as a brachiosaurus with these dino poop bath bombs!
Let the world know how proud you are of your stench with this hilarious poo themed plastic warning sign. Perfect for desks and toilets, this bright...
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ItÕs time to put your foot down and spend some time relaxing. These bath bombs will tickle you pink and leave you feeling flamingood! Dims: 21x13x...
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Designed by & exclusive to House of Marbles, our super soft Magic Bath books are truly unique & will make bath time the best time ever! Par...
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Are you hopping mad about beer and baths? Do you love a cold one after a long day at work? Well relax in a bath of beer to wash the stress away!
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Ensure a jolly time in the john with 160 sheets of laugh out loud jokes. Sheet Size: 10x10cm
And relaxxx. Pour yourself a hot bath and create your own zen! Ground yourself with may chang, while geranium essential oil brings balance and sere...
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Feeling a little jaded after last night? Our froggy friend with pure essential oils will waken you from the grog! When green is all there is to be,...
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Product Details It's time to help your housemates keep things moving with this fun toilet timer. Simply set it to one of the colourful dials and ev...
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Wake up energized and ready to hit the ground running with the refreshing waft of coffee in the air. Not necessarily the drinkable kind, but you ca...
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Taking a journey thru Kikkerland's new woodland collection makes brushing your teeth fun. Universal holder fits all toothbrush sizes. Strong suctio...
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Colourful squirty bath toys for little hands to grasp & squeeze at bath time. An ideal toy for bobbing around in the bath. Come in an assortmen...
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Soft and fragrant for serious relaxing. Made with aloe, chamomile and oat extract. Smells like lavender with a splash of birch water. Approximately...
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To get clean after Pon Farr or before your Kolinahr, you need clean, Vulcan mint-scented Spock Soap. Fascinating. Fresh. peppermint aloe, exfoliating
Are you ready to leave your senses purring! Let the mandarin & blood orange infused waters with lashings of cocoa butter, shea butter and sweet...
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SNOW GARDENIA Find yourself melting in a warm bouquet of florals with a Disney x Short Story Elsa, Anna & Olaf soap. Let all your worries go wi...
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One fcuking gesture to express it all - your mood, your opinion or even your view of life! That's right, you can now get yourself a realistic, high...
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Packed in a full-colour gift box these Friends Tropical Sofa Shaped Bath Fizzers make a great gift for any friend, family member or colleague, espe...
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Are you addicted to coffee? Recreate a bath full of your favourite drink and let the scent refresh you. But please, as tempting as it may be, do no...
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