Blue Q

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But mostly love. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insu...

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.   Women's shoe s...

(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Mea...

But I mean I really love cheese. Like˜?”�really?”� love cheese. As in I am starting a campaign to get cheese added to every meal. Super-insulated. ...

Who would have thought that a hot dog and it's burger buddy could be so darn empowering?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

I hope the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help you out of the ditch, like this classy lady. I J...

They also voted me Most Likely To Put Off Something Until Tomorrow. I'm pretty much nailing it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

It's a learned behaviour, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerised by your power and...

These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) åÊ Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

When you dip that strawberry in cream. When you lick the icing off your finger. When you take that first tender bite. Sorry excuse me, I got a bit ...

I'd say don't bring pants at all but some people consider that impolite. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, I don't think I need to tell you what happens next...

The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe vera. 2 oz./59 ml

I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either. Super-absorbent. 10...

Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy poc...

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. åÊ 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

Sparkle and shine with Blue Q dish towels. Screen printed with water-based inks on unbleached cotton. They'll stay vibrant through countless wash c...

Each and every last one of ya. So GET READY. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

If you do decide to bring your wine to work today, which you definitely should, please wear a helmet or green, padded wig if you roller skate home ...

What can I say? I like a straight line and I love a clean counter. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as ...

We had such energy ... such enthusiasm ... such naivete when when it all began. But now? Now that's over. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. 12.5"h x 7.5"

Sometimes life gets tough, and that's why ice cream and best friends exist. But when even that dynamic duo can't get you out of your slump, go ahea...

Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...

Herbs are so great becuase they're easy to grow, pack a punch, and they don't talk back. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Ext...

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has lux...