Blue Q

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I hope the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help you out of the ditch, like this classy lady. I J...

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks   Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.)   Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insu...

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Because some things you do in private should remain...in private. We can help. With the delicate scents of moss, mandarin and amber. 5.3 fl. oz./15...

It's a learned behaviour, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me.   Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Sanitize yourself! Sanitize your kid! Sanitize the cat's butt! But maybe not in that order? 2 oz./59 ml

Also available from Blue Q: Yo Dude, Zip Your Fly Socks. And coming soon: Yo Dude, Is That A Dorito Crumb In Your Beard Socks. Just kidding. We don...

Sometimes what I need to finish is following a cute-ass butterfly around the yard... so, sue me!   Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 36% nyl...

Also handy on trains, planes and in your older brother's '78 Pontiac. 2 oz./59 ml

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Every time I see these socks, I LOL. Every time he sees these socks, he'll LOL. And every time he goes to a pal's house and takes off his shoes, th...

"Fashionably late" has a whole new meaning! Well, it's not an entirely new meaning. It's really more like a slight variation on the original meanin...

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerised by your power and...

Let us explain...a shart is simply a small, unpredicted bowel movement (or a 'fart gone wrong'). Don't let this happen to you. Or, if it does, let ...

Two quick mists erase evidence of any offense - no matter how foul. Light lemon and cedar scent. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml

The truth is, my job doesn't actually give me diarrhea. But it HAS taught me how to spell diarrhea, which is a pretty big deal. You never know when...

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

Is this guy late, early, or perfectly punctual? Is time just a figment of our collective imagination? Just how powerful is "now"? These are the big...

They also voted me Most Likely To Put Off Something Until Tomorrow. I'm pretty much nailing it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But mostly love. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Simple, bright, comfortable, to the point and a little weird. Just how we like 'em.   Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% s...

A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it.   Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.

Instantly eliminates that which reeks. Two quick sprays and virtually any unpleasantness is erased. Dewy Sage & Green Apple scent. 5.3 fl. oz./...

There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Never did I ever give TWO Fucks. That's too far! Anywa...

Uggghhhhhhhh. I can't write this web description right nowwwwwww. Maybe later. Probably later. For sure, later. Just remind me, will you?   Women's...

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Men's shoe size 7-12.   54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Blue is the colour of the sky, in the mornin' when we rise. It's also the colour of the best damn day-making socks in the whole wide world. Now for...

If you do decide to bring your wine to work today, which you definitely should, please wear a helmet or green, padded wig if you roller skate home ...

They may take his life, but they'll never take his freedom to appreciate toilet related humour. Probably one of the classiest products we've ever m...

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.   Women's shoe s...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, m...