Blue Q

Blue Q - I'll Feed All You F**kers Oven Mitt | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - I'll Feed All You F**kers Oven Mitt

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It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Blue Q - Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt
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Blue Q - Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

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Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

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Blue Q - Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Over Mitt | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Over Mitt

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A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Blue Q - My Cat Is Cool As F**k Womens Crew Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - My Cat Is Cool As F**k Womens Crew Socks

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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

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Blue Q - This Is F**king Delicious Oven Mitt | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - This Is F**king Delicious Oven Mitt

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Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Blue Q - Made From Scratch Oven Mitt | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - Made From Scratch Oven Mitt

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The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But mostly love. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Blue Q - I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt

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Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insu...

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Blue Q - I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

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Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Blue Q - Always Be Yourself. Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Womens Crew Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - Always Be Yourself. Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Womens Crew Socks

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I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.   Women's shoe s...

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Blue Q - Motherf**king Girl Power Womens Crew Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - Motherf**king Girl Power Womens Crew Socks

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#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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Blue Q - Man With A Pan Oven Mitt
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Blue Q - Man With A Pan Oven Mitt

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Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Mea...

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Blue Q - F*ck I Love Cheese Oven Mitt
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Blue Q - F*ck I Love Cheese Oven Mitt

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But I mean I really love cheese. Like˜?”�really?”� love cheese. As in I am starting a campaign to get cheese added to every meal. Super-insulated. ...

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Blue Q - Parsley, Sage, F*ck Off Oven Mitt
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Blue Q - Parsley, Sage, F*ck Off Oven Mitt

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(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

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Blue Q - I Just Sh#t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - I Just Sh#t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

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I hope the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help you out of the ditch, like this classy lady. I J...

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Blue Q - Say No To Salad Oven Mitt
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Blue Q - Say No To Salad Oven Mitt

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Who would have thought that a hot dog and it's burger buddy could be so darn empowering?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

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Blue Q - Most Likely To Microwave Oven Mitt | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - Most Likely To Microwave Oven Mitt

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They also voted me Most Likely To Put Off Something Until Tomorrow. I'm pretty much nailing it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Blue Q - My Dog Is Cool As F**k Womens Crew Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - My Dog Is Cool As F**k Womens Crew Socks

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It's a learned behaviour, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

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Blue Q - Ringmaster Of The Sh#t Show Mens Crew Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - Ringmaster Of The Sh#t Show Mens Crew Socks

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Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerised by your power and...

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Dish Towel - F**k, I Love Cheese
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Dish Towel - F**k, I Love Cheese

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I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either. Super-absorbent. 10...

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Blue Q - Sh*ting Glitter! Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - Sh*ting Glitter! Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist

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Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, I don't think I need to tell you what happens next...

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Blue Q - Me When My Song Comes On Womens Crew Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - Me When My Song Comes On Womens Crew Socks

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These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) åÊ Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

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Blue Q -Horny For Food Oven Mitt
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Blue Q -Horny For Food Oven Mitt

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When you dip that strawberry in cream. When you lick the icing off your finger. When you take that first tender bite. Sorry excuse me, I got a bit ...

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Blue Q - Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt
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Blue Q - Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

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I'd say don't bring pants at all but some people consider that impolite. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

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Hand Sanitiser - Maybe You Touched
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Hand Sanitiser - Maybe You Touched

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The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe vera. 2 oz./59 ml

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Blue Q - Feed You F*ckers Cooking Apron
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Blue Q - Feed You F*ckers Cooking Apron

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Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy poc...

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Blue Q - Get A Load Of These Whiskers Mens Crew Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - Get A Load Of These Whiskers Mens Crew Socks

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Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. åÊ 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

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Dish Towel - I'll Feed All You Fu**ers
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Dish Towel - I'll Feed All You Fu**ers

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Each and every last one of ya. So GET READY. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

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Dish Towel - Scares Your Family
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Dish Towel - Scares Your Family

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Sparkle and shine with Blue Q dish towels. Screen printed with water-based inks on unbleached cotton. They'll stay vibrant through countless wash c...

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Oven Mitt - Food has Week in it
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Oven Mitt - Food has Week in it

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I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Handy Tote - Steal Your Snacks
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Handy Tote - Steal Your Snacks

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95% post consumer recycled material. 10"h x 8.5"w x 4.5"d

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Zipper Pouch - Random Crap
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Zipper Pouch - Random Crap

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Because, where else are you gonna stash all that stuff? Vintage Chinese label art lovingly rebuilt by Haley Johnson. 95% post consumer recycled mat...

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Dish Towel - Better than Coffee
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Dish Towel - Better than Coffee

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Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has lux...

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Bubble Bath - Lavender Birch
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Bubble Bath - Lavender Birch

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Soft and fragrant for serious relaxing. Made with aloe, chamomile and oat extract. Smells like lavender with a splash of birch water. Approximately...

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Blue Q - Pizza's Here Oven Mitt
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Blue Q - Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

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Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

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Blue Q - Bring Your Wine To Work Day Womens Crew Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Blue Q - Bring Your Wine To Work Day Womens Crew Socks

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If you do decide to bring your wine to work today, which you definitely should, please wear a helmet or green, padded wig if you roller skate home ...

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