Blue Q

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, m...

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insu...

They also voted me Most Likely To Put Off Something Until Tomorrow. I'm pretty much nailing it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But mostly love. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) åÊ Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

I hope the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help you out of the ditch, like this classy lady. I J...

(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerised by your power and...

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.   Women's shoe s...

But I mean I really love cheese. Like˜?”�really?”� love cheese. As in I am starting a campaign to get cheese added to every meal. Super-insulated. ...

It's a learned behaviour, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Never did I ever give TWO Fucks. That's too far! Anywa...

Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy poc...

Also available from Blue Q: Yo Dude, Zip Your Fly Socks. And coming soon: Yo Dude, Is That A Dorito Crumb In Your Beard Socks. Just kidding. We don...

Is this guy late, early, or perfectly punctual? Is time just a figment of our collective imagination? Just how powerful is "now"? These are the big...

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Mea...

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, I don't think I need to tell you what happens next...

"Fashionably late" has a whole new meaning! Well, it's not an entirely new meaning. It's really more like a slight variation on the original meanin...

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. åÊ 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

Because some things you do in private should remain...in private. We can help. With the delicate scents of moss, mandarin and amber. 5.3 fl. oz./15...

Blue is the colour of the sky, in the mornin' when we rise. It's also the colour of the best damn day-making socks in the whole wide world. Now for...

If you do decide to bring your wine to work today, which you definitely should, please wear a helmet or green, padded wig if you roller skate home ...

Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

Sometimes what I need to finish is following a cute-ass butterfly around the yard... so, sue me! åÊ Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 36% ny...

Every time I see these socks, I LOL. Every time he sees these socks, he'll LOL. And every time he goes to a pal's house and takes off his shoes, th...

Simple, bright, comfortable, to the point and a little weird. Just how we like 'em. åÊ Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% ...

When you dip that strawberry in cream. When you lick the icing off your finger. When you take that first tender bite. Sorry excuse me, I got a bit ...

Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...

Who would have thought that a hot dog and it's burger buddy could be so darn empowering?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

What I love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without overplaying the fact that you're a Boss. Only a true Boss could Boss like you Boss. Sup...

A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. åÊ Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.