Archie McPhee

PREVENT CHAPPED LIPS WITH THE MOUTHWATERING FLAVOR OF BACON Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all...

DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for...

NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentar...

THE BOLD FLAVOR OF A CRISP DILL PICKLE PACKED INTO A TINY MINT Do you like pickles? Yes? Then you’ll love these mints! They taste like dill! They’l...

DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS BANDAGES Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) ...

Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) l...

LET THE DASHBOARD JESUS BE YOUR CO-PILOT!The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your co-pilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Jus...

IF ONLY IT CAME IN EXTRA CRISPYWhat the cluck? Add some savory to your candy jar! These brown and yellow striped hard candies taste like fried chic...

FILL ANY SPACE WITH THE SIZZLING SCENT OF BACON Bacon is, has always been and will always be one of the world's most delicious foods. In today's...

THIS DIVERTING DENTAL DROLLERY IS DENTIST APPROVED The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat sur...

HELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're...

THE HIPPY OF THE CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL WORLD They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This 7-1/4" tall hard vinyl Bigfoot Action Fig...

FRESH UNDERPANTS WHEN YOU NEED THEM One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, ...

EVERYBODY KNOWS A CRAZY CAT LADY Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She's the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4" (13.3...

JUST LOOKING THIS MINT TIN WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY Show the world that you know unicorns are real and they want people to have fresh breath. Each 3-1/8...

I'VE HEARD OF A RAT RACE, BUT A POSSUM RACE? These Racing Possums feature a souped-up, pull-back, 4-wheeled version of the possum built for speed....

ALL THE GREEN TEA TASTE WITH NONE OF THE HEALTH BENEFITS Green tea has been enjoyed as a delicious beverage for thousands of years, but these days ...

QUASH YOUR CUPCAKE CRAVINGS WITH CUPCAKE MINTS Quelch your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting-flavored Cupcake Mints! Each 3" x 2-...

Gentlemen, start your babies! People are going to have to buy more than one of these wheeled, pull-back babies to truly race them. Just line up the...

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE PROTECTIVE POWER OF PICKLES! Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just li...

EVERY PIECE IS LIKE A SLICE The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can't fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making ...

BIGFOOT GET BOO-BOO ON FOOT, NEED BIG BANDAGE We imagine that anyone with feet the size of Bigfoot's must need bandages all the time. We've made t...

EXCUSE ME SIR, I MUST TELL YOU YOUR HAND IS MAJESTIC Your hand is fine, but it lacks a 'certain' magic. You need Handicorn! This set of five soft ...

TURNS YOUR CAR INTO A UFO You're escaping from Area 51 and you need to park your car for a while without it turning into a warp core meltdown. Thi...