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Archie McPhee -  Bacon Flavoured Lip Balm | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$6.95

Archie McPhee - Bacon Flavoured Lip Balm

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PREVENT CHAPPED LIPS WITH THE MOUTHWATERING FLAVOR OF BACON Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all...

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$6.95
Archie McPhee - Bacon Strips Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$11.95

Archie McPhee - Bacon Strips Bandages

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DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF BACON! There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin cont...

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Archie McPhee - Bacon Candy | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$12.95

Archie McPhee - Bacon Candy

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OLD FASHIONED CANDY WITH A TASTY DIFFERENCEThese red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy c...

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$12.95
Archie McPhee - Uh Oh.. Emergency Underpants | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$9.95

Archie McPhee - Uh Oh.. Emergency Underpants

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DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for...

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Archie McPhee - Instant Underpants | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$7.95

Archie McPhee - Instant Underpants

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NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentar...

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Archie McPhee - Dill Pickle Mints | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Dill Pickle Mints

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THE BOLD FLAVOR OF A CRISP DILL PICKLE PACKED INTO A TINY MINT Do you like pickles? Yes? Then you’ll love these mints! They taste like dill! They’l...

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Archie McPhee - Jesus Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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$11.95

Archie McPhee - Jesus Bandages

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DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS BANDAGES Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) ...

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Archie McPhee - Nose Pencil Sharpener | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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$5.95

Archie McPhee - Nose Pencil Sharpener

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Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) l...

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Archie McPhee - Fried Chicken Candy | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$12.95

Archie McPhee - Fried Chicken Candy

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IF ONLY IT CAME IN EXTRA CRISPYWhat the cluck? Add some savory to your candy jar! These brown and yellow striped hard candies taste like fried chic...

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Archie McPhee - Dashboard Jesus | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$19.95

Archie McPhee - Dashboard Jesus

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LET THE DASHBOARD JESUS BE YOUR CO-PILOT!The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your co-pilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Jus...

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Archie McPhee -  Bacon Air Freshener | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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$7.50

Archie McPhee - Bacon Air Freshener

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FILL ANY SPACE WITH THE SIZZLING SCENT OF BACON Bacon is, has always been and will always be one of the world's most delicious foods. In today's...

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Archie McPhee - Shakespearean Insult Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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$11.95

Archie McPhee - Shakespearean Insult Bandages

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ADD ELIZABETHAN INSULT TO INJURY Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 ...

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Archie McPhee - Wind-Up Chattering Teeth | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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$9.95

Archie McPhee - Wind-Up Chattering Teeth

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THIS DIVERTING DENTAL DROLLERY IS DENTIST APPROVED The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat sur...

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Archie McPhee - Public Toilet Survival Kit | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$12.95

Archie McPhee - Public Toilet Survival Kit

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HELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're...

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$12.95
Archie McPhee - Bigfoot Action Figure | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$29.95

Archie McPhee - Bigfoot Action Figure

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THE HIPPY OF THE CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL WORLD They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This 7-1/4" tall hard vinyl Bigfoot Action Fig...

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$29.95
Archie McPhee - Emergency Underpants In Dispenser Box
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Archie McPhee - Emergency Underpants In Dispenser Box

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FRESH UNDERPANTS WHEN YOU NEED THEM One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, ...

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Archie McPhee - Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$36.95

Archie McPhee - Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

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EVERYBODY KNOWS A CRAZY CAT LADY Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She's the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4" (13.3...

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$36.95
Archie McPhee - Unicorn Mints | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Unicorn Mints

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JUST LOOKING THIS MINT TIN WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY Show the world that you know unicorns are real and they want people to have fresh breath. Each 3-1/8...

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Archie McPhee - Pull Back Racing Possums
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Archie McPhee - Pull Back Racing Possums

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I'VE HEARD OF A RAT RACE, BUT A POSSUM RACE? These Racing Possums feature a souped-up, pull-back, 4-wheeled version of the possum built for speed....

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Archie McPhee - Green Tea Mints | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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$3.95

Archie McPhee - Green Tea Mints

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ALL THE GREEN TEA TASTE WITH NONE OF THE HEALTH BENEFITS Green tea has been enjoyed as a delicious beverage for thousands of years, but these days ...

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Archie McPhee - Cupcake Mints | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Cupcake Mints

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QUASH YOUR CUPCAKE CRAVINGS WITH CUPCAKE MINTS Quelch your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting-flavored Cupcake Mints! Each 3" x 2-...

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Archie McPhee - Pull Back Racing Babies
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Archie McPhee - Pull Back Racing Babies

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Gentlemen, start your babies! People are going to have to buy more than one of these wheeled, pull-back babies to truly race them. Just line up the...

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Archie McPhee - Pickle Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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$11.95

Archie McPhee - Pickle Bandages

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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE PROTECTIVE POWER OF PICKLES! Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just li...

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Archie McPhee - Pizza Candy
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Archie McPhee - Pizza Candy

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EVERY PIECE IS LIKE A SLICE The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can't fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making ...

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Archie McPhee - Bigfoot Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Bigfoot Bandages

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BIGFOOT GET BOO-BOO ON FOOT, NEED BIG BANDAGE We imagine that anyone with feet the size of Bigfoot's must need bandages all the time. We've made t...

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Archie McPhee - Handicorn | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$14.95

Archie McPhee - Handicorn

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EXCUSE ME SIR, I MUST TELL YOU YOUR HAND IS MAJESTIC Your hand is fine, but it lacks a 'certain' magic. You need Handicorn! This set of five soft ...

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Archie McPhee - Car Full Of Aliens Auto Shade
$39.95

Archie McPhee - Car Full Of Aliens Auto Shade

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TURNS YOUR CAR INTO A UFO You're escaping from Area 51 and you need to park your car for a while without it turning into a warp core meltdown. Thi...

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Archie McPhee - Kale Candy
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Archie McPhee - Kale Candy

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KIDS AGREE KALE IS THEIR SNACK OF CHOICE Everyone loves kale and candy, so why not Frankenstein the two together as Kale Candy? All the great flav...

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Archie McPhee - Sloth Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Sloth Socks

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THE PERFECT SOCKS FOR TAKING IT EASY Sloths are becoming so popular. Not only are they adorable, but they have a great attitude. When you wear the...

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Archie McPhee - Car Full Of Bees Auto Sunshade | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$39.95

Archie McPhee - Car Full Of Bees Auto Sunshade

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This sunshade creates the illusion that you car is full of bees! Can you go in the carpool lane if you have a swarm of bees riding shotgun? At ...

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Archie McPhee - Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats

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CATS LOVE IT! Your cat makes a show of being regal and in control, but you could turn all that around with this Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. ...

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$14.95
Archie McPhee - Tattoupees
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Archie McPhee - Tattoupees

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IT'S THE HAT TAT FOR THE ADVENTUROUS BALDY Once you have some Tattoupees, you'll know exactly what to do when you look at that expanse of empty sp...

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Archie McPhee - Unicorn Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$19.95

Archie McPhee - Unicorn Socks

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Tell the world you believe in unicorns! The happy unicorn on these socks tells the world that your feet are magical. These Unicorn Socks are women'...

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Archie McPhee - Handicat | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$14.95

Archie McPhee - Handicat

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NOT BUYING ONE WOULD BE A CATASTROPHE Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat? You're in luck! This Handicat soft vinyl finger p...

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Archie McPhee - Set Of 3 Introvert Notebooks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Set Of 3 Introvert Notebooks

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INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTION We know, you just want to be left alone! But, while you're alone, you...

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Archie McPhee - Emergency Unicorn | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$19.95

Archie McPhee - Emergency Unicorn

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS? Wouldn't you love to have a unicorn to hang around with all the time? This is the next best thing! This 3" (8.9 cm) el...

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