Archie McPhee

OLD FASHIONED CANDY WITH A TASTY DIFFERENCEThese red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy c...

THE BOLD FLAVOR OF A CRISP DILL PICKLE PACKED INTO A TINY MINT Do you like pickles? Yes? Then you’ll love these mints! They taste like dill! They’l...

Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) l...

DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS BANDAGES Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) ...

NINE PAIRS OF DEMENTED DENTURES Dental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft vinyl set of teeth fits over your real teeth, ...

PREVENT CHAPPED LIPS WITH THE MOUTHWATERING FLAVOR OF BACON Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all...

THIS CANDY IS DILL-ICIOUSThese green and white striped hard candies look like something Grandma might keep in a crystal dish on the credenza. But, ...

IF ONLY IT CAME IN EXTRA CRISPYWhat the cluck? Add some savory to your candy jar! These brown and yellow striped hard candies taste like fried chic...

BIG BACON FLAVOUR IN A COLOSSAL CANDY CANE People who like bacon in moderation can eat the regular Bacon Candy Cane, but now, at long last, the bac...

THE SMOKY TASTE OF BACON WITH JUST A HINT OF MINT Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint fl...

THEY ONLY LAUGH AT YOUR TIN FOIL HAT BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance ele...

CAT SCRATCH FAVOURITES Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. These Crazy Cat Lad...

FREE YOUR FELINE FROM MIND CONTROL It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Your cat knows that 'they' are interested in what it's thinking (who i...

TASTES LIKE THE SEA Get out your bib, these lobster candies have all the flavor with none of the shell. This hard candy with orange and white stri...

- 5-1/2" long, plastic pickle (batteries included) - Yodels its heart out at the push of a button - No briney odor - A great gift for any occasi...

ADD ELIZABETHAN INSULT TO INJURY Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 ...

NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentar...

HELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're...

JUST LOOKING THIS MINT TIN WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY Show the world that you know unicorns are real and they want people to have fresh breath. Each 3-1/8...

DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF BACON! There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin cont...

QUASH YOUR CUPCAKE CRAVINGS WITH CUPCAKE MINTS Quelch your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting-flavored Cupcake Mints! Each 3" x 2-...

THIS DIVERTING DENTAL DROLLERY IS DENTIST APPROVED The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat sur...

A PERFECT PECKING PAL Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. These 5" (12.7 cm) tall wind-up, hard vinyl pigeons are a f...

HAUD YER WHEESHT! I'LL GIE YE A SKELPIT LUG! This Scotsman is furious. He's mad about a lot of things: his loch has no monster, his kilt has too mu...

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DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for...

FIRE-AND-BRIMSTONE-FLAVOURED CANDY FROM THE ANTI-CLAUS Santa visits good kids and brings presents, Krampus visits naughty kids and brings punishmen...

JUST LOOK AT THAT PERSONIFIED NOODLE ON THE PACKAGEIf they love mac and cheese, they’ll be shocked and surprised to try Mac & Cheese Candy. Thi...

LET THE DASHBOARD JESUS BE YOUR CO-PILOT!The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your co-pilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Jus...

THE HIPPY OF THE CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL WORLD They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This 7-1/4" tall hard vinyl Bigfoot Action Fig...

WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE PUG SNORTING? The Dashboard Pug Buddha is for anyone who needs a calm friend on their commute. Pugs may not look like ...

THE PERFECT SOCKS FOR TAKING IT EASY Sloths are becoming so popular. Not only are they adorable, but they have a great attitude. When you wear the...