
Archie McPhee - Bacon Flavoured Lip Balm
Archie McPhee
PREVENT CHAPPED LIPS WITH THE MOUTHWATERING FLAVOR OF BACON Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all...
View full detailsPREVENT CHAPPED LIPS WITH THE MOUTHWATERING FLAVOR OF BACON Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all...
View full detailsOLD FASHIONED CANDY WITH A TASTY DIFFERENCEThese red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy c...
View full detailsDON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for...
View full detailsDISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS BANDAGES Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) ...
View full detailsTHE BOLD FLAVOR OF A CRISP DILL PICKLE PACKED INTO A TINY MINT Do you like pickles? Yes? Then youβll love these mints! They taste like dill! Theyβl...
View full detailsTHIS CANDY IS DILL-ICIOUSThese green and white striped hard candies look like something Grandma might keep in a crystal dish on the credenza. But, ...
View full detailsNINE PAIRS OF DEMENTED DENTURES Dental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft vinyl set of teeth fits over your real teeth, ...
View full detailsTHIS DANCING HULA GIRL INSTANTLY IMPROVES ANY DASHBOARD All dashboards can be improved by the presence of this quality Dashboard Hula Girl. She...
View full details- 5-1/2" long, plastic pickle (batteries included) - Yodels its heart out at the push of a button - No briney odor - A great gift for any occasi...
View full detailsDISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF BACON! There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin cont...
View full detailsDON'T BE A PIG, WASH WITH BACON SOAP It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the.. bathroom? That's righ...
View full detailsStick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) l...
View full detailsNEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentar...
View full detailsIF ONLY IT CAME IN EXTRA CRISPYWhat the cluck? Add some savory to your candy jar! These brown and yellow striped hard candies taste like fried chic...
View full detailsTASTES LIKE THE SEA Get out your bib, these lobster candies have all the flavor with none of the shell. This hard candy with orange and white stri...
View full detailsTHE SMOKY TASTE OF BACON WITH JUST A HINT OF MINT Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint fl...
View full detailsο»ΏA PERFECT PECKING PAL Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but itβs expensive and messy. These 5" (12.7 cm) tall wind-up, hard vinyl pigeons are a f...
View full detailsBIG BACON FLAVOUR IN A COLOSSAL CANDY CANE People who like bacon in moderation can eat the regular Bacon Candy Cane, but now, at long last, the bac...
View full detailsCAT SCRATCH FAVOURITES Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. These Crazy Cat Lad...
View full detailsTHEY ONLY LAUGH AT YOUR TIN FOIL HAT BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance ele...
View full detailsFREE YOUR FELINE FROM MIND CONTROL It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Your cat knows that 'they' are interested in what it's thinking (who i...
View full detailsSOUNDS THAT WILL TRICK EVEN THE MOST EXPERIENCED BIGFOOT HUNTER You're probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Eme...
View full detailsADD ELIZABETHAN INSULT TO INJURY Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 ...
View full detailsHELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're...
View full detailsTHIS DIVERTING DENTAL DROLLERY IS DENTIST APPROVED The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat sur...
View full detailsJUST LOOKING THIS MINT TIN WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY Show the world that you know unicorns are real and they want people to have fresh breath. Each 3-1/8...
View full detailsJUST LOOK AT THAT PERSONIFIED NOODLE ON THE PACKAGEIf they love mac and cheese, theyβll be shocked and surprised to try Mac & Cheese Candy. Thi...
View full detailsFILL ANY SPACE WITH THE SIZZLING SCENT OF BACON Bacon is, has always been and will always be one of the world's most delicious foods. In today's...
View full detailsQUASH YOUR CUPCAKE CRAVINGS WITH CUPCAKE MINTS Quelch your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting-flavored Cupcake Mints! Each 3" x 2-...
View full detailsFRESH UNDERPANTS WHEN YOU NEED THEM One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, ...
View full detailsPERFECT FOR CAT NAPS Perfect for cat naps! Slip this sleep mask on and youβll look like an alert kitty even in your deepest slumber. Donβt blam...
View full detailsWHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE PUG SNORTING? The Dashboard Pug Buddha is for anyone who needs a calm friend on their commute. Pugs may not look like ...
View full detailsFINALLY, AN INANIMATE OBJECT THAT UNDERSTANDS YOU Sometimes all it takes is a little positive reinforcement to help you make it through the day. S...
View full detailsEVERY PIECE IS LIKE A SLICE The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can't fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making ...
View full details<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="347"><tbody><tr height="15"><td height="15">- Notebook for grumps...
View full detailsTHE EXTENDABLE FORK THAT LETS YOU STEAL FOOD FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S PLATES Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your dinner ...
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