
Archie McPhee - Bacon Candy
Archie McPhee
OLD FASHIONED CANDY WITH A TASTY DIFFERENCEThese red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy c...
View full detailsOLD FASHIONED CANDY WITH A TASTY DIFFERENCEThese red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy c...
View full detailsTHE BOLD FLAVOR OF A CRISP DILL PICKLE PACKED INTO A TINY MINT Do you like pickles? Yes? Then you’ll love these mints! They taste like dill! They’l...
View full detailsStick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) l...
View full detailsDISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS BANDAGES Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) ...
View full detailsNINE PAIRS OF DEMENTED DENTURES Dental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft vinyl set of teeth fits over your real teeth, ...
View full detailsPREVENT CHAPPED LIPS WITH THE MOUTHWATERING FLAVOR OF BACON Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all...
View full detailsTHIS CANDY IS DILL-ICIOUSThese green and white striped hard candies look like something Grandma might keep in a crystal dish on the credenza. But, ...
View full detailsIF ONLY IT CAME IN EXTRA CRISPYWhat the cluck? Add some savory to your candy jar! These brown and yellow striped hard candies taste like fried chic...
View full detailsBIG BACON FLAVOUR IN A COLOSSAL CANDY CANE People who like bacon in moderation can eat the regular Bacon Candy Cane, but now, at long last, the bac...
View full detailsDON'T BE A PIG, WASH WITH BACON SOAP It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the.. bathroom? That's righ...
View full detailsTHE SMOKY TASTE OF BACON WITH JUST A HINT OF MINT Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint fl...
View full detailsTHEY ONLY LAUGH AT YOUR TIN FOIL HAT BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance ele...
View full detailsSOUNDS THAT WILL TRICK EVEN THE MOST EXPERIENCED BIGFOOT HUNTER You're probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Eme...
View full detailsCAT SCRATCH FAVOURITES Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. These Crazy Cat Lad...
View full detailsFREE YOUR FELINE FROM MIND CONTROL It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Your cat knows that 'they' are interested in what it's thinking (who i...
View full detailsTASTES LIKE THE SEA Get out your bib, these lobster candies have all the flavor with none of the shell. This hard candy with orange and white stri...
View full details- 5-1/2" long, plastic pickle (batteries included) - Yodels its heart out at the push of a button - No briney odor - A great gift for any occasi...
View full detailsADD ELIZABETHAN INSULT TO INJURY Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 ...
View full detailsNEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentar...
View full detailsHELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're...
View full detailsTHE EXTENDABLE FORK THAT LETS YOU STEAL FOOD FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S PLATES Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your dinner ...
View full detailsThis fly swatter means business! If you're serious about killing flies but don't want to leave your chair, this extendable swatter that goes from 1...
View full detailsJUST LOOKING THIS MINT TIN WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY Show the world that you know unicorns are real and they want people to have fresh breath. Each 3-1/8...
View full detailsDISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF BACON! There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin cont...
View full detailsQUASH YOUR CUPCAKE CRAVINGS WITH CUPCAKE MINTS Quelch your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting-flavored Cupcake Mints! Each 3" x 2-...
View full detailsTHIS DIVERTING DENTAL DROLLERY IS DENTIST APPROVED The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat sur...
View full detailsA PERFECT PECKING PAL Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. These 5" (12.7 cm) tall wind-up, hard vinyl pigeons are a f...
View full detailsHAUD YER WHEESHT! I'LL GIE YE A SKELPIT LUG! This Scotsman is furious. He's mad about a lot of things: his loch has no monster, his kilt has too mu...
View full details<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="347"><tbody><tr height="15"><td height="15">- Notebook for grumps...
View full detailsDON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for...
View full detailsFIRE-AND-BRIMSTONE-FLAVOURED CANDY FROM THE ANTI-CLAUS Santa visits good kids and brings presents, Krampus visits naughty kids and brings punishmen...
View full detailsJUST LOOK AT THAT PERSONIFIED NOODLE ON THE PACKAGEIf they love mac and cheese, they’ll be shocked and surprised to try Mac & Cheese Candy. Thi...
View full detailsLET THE DASHBOARD JESUS BE YOUR CO-PILOT!The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your co-pilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Jus...
View full detailsTHE HIPPY OF THE CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL WORLD They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This 7-1/4" tall hard vinyl Bigfoot Action Fig...
View full detailsWHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE PUG SNORTING? The Dashboard Pug Buddha is for anyone who needs a calm friend on their commute. Pugs may not look like ...
View full detailsTHE PERFECT SOCKS FOR TAKING IT EASY Sloths are becoming so popular. Not only are they adorable, but they have a great attitude. When you wear the...
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