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Archie McPhee - Bacon Candy | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Bacon Candy

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OLD FASHIONED CANDY WITH A TASTY DIFFERENCEThese red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy c...

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Archie McPhee -  Bacon Flavoured Lip Balm | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Bacon Flavoured Lip Balm

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PREVENT CHAPPED LIPS WITH THE MOUTHWATERING FLAVOR OF BACON Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all...

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Archie McPhee - Jesus Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Jesus Bandages

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DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS BANDAGES Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) ...

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Archie McPhee - Dill Pickle Mints | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Dill Pickle Mints

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THE BOLD FLAVOR OF A CRISP DILL PICKLE PACKED INTO A TINY MINT Do you like pickles? Yes? Then you’ll love these mints! They taste like dill! They’l...

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Archie McPhee - Pickle Candy | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Pickle Candy

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THIS CANDY IS DILL-ICIOUSThese green and white striped hard candies look like something Grandma might keep in a crystal dish on the credenza. But, ...

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Archie McPhee - Nose Pencil Sharpener | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Nose Pencil Sharpener

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Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) l...

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Archie McPhee - Set of 9 Gnarly Teeth | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Set of 9 Gnarly Teeth

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NINE PAIRS OF DEMENTED DENTURES Dental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft vinyl set of teeth fits over your real teeth, ...

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Archie McPhee - Fried Chicken Candy | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Fried Chicken Candy

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IF ONLY IT CAME IN EXTRA CRISPYWhat the cluck? Add some savory to your candy jar! These brown and yellow striped hard candies taste like fried chic...

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Archie McPhee - Bacon Soap | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Bacon Soap

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DON'T BE A PIG, WASH WITH BACON SOAP It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the.. bathroom? That's righ...

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Archie McPhee - Bacon Mints | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Bacon Mints

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THE SMOKY TASTE OF BACON WITH JUST A HINT OF MINT Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint fl...

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Archie McPhee - Yodelling Pickle | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Yodelling Pickle

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- 5-1/2" long, plastic pickle (batteries included) - Yodels its heart out at the push of a button - No briney odor - A great gift for any occasi...

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Archie McPhee - Lobster Candy | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Lobster Candy

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TASTES LIKE THE SEA Get out your bib, these lobster candies have all the flavor with none of the shell. This hard candy with orange and white stri...

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Archie McPhee - Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

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BIG BACON FLAVOUR IN A COLOSSAL CANDY CANE People who like bacon in moderation can eat the regular Bacon Candy Cane, but now, at long last, the bac...

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Archie McPhee -  Dancing Dashboard Hula Girl | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Dancing Dashboard Hula Girl

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THIS DANCING HULA GIRL INSTANTLY IMPROVES ANY DASHBOARD All dashboards can be improved by the presence of this quality Dashboard Hula Girl. She...

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Archie McPhee - Tin Foil Hat | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Tin Foil Hat

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THEY ONLY LAUGH AT YOUR TIN FOIL HAT BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance ele...

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Archie McPhee - Emergency Bigfoot | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Emergency Bigfoot

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SOUNDS THAT WILL TRICK EVEN THE MOST EXPERIENCED BIGFOOT HUNTER You're probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Eme...

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Archie McPhee - Crazy Cat Lady Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

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CAT SCRATCH FAVOURITES Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. These Crazy Cat Lad...

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Archie McPhee - Tin Foil Hat For Cats | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Tin Foil Hat For Cats

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FREE YOUR FELINE FROM MIND CONTROL It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Your cat knows that 'they' are interested in what it's thinking (who i...

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Archie McPhee - Bacon Strips Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Bacon Strips Bandages

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DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF BACON! There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin cont...

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Archie McPhee - Shakespearean Insult Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Shakespearean Insult Bandages

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ADD ELIZABETHAN INSULT TO INJURY Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 ...

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Archie McPhee - Unicorn Mints | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Unicorn Mints

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JUST LOOKING THIS MINT TIN WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY Show the world that you know unicorns are real and they want people to have fresh breath. Each 3-1/8...

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Archie McPhee - Uh Oh.. Emergency Underpants | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Uh Oh.. Emergency Underpants

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DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for...

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Archie McPhee - Instant Underpants | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Instant Underpants

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NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentar...

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Archie McPhee - Mac & Cheese Candy | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Mac & Cheese Candy

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JUST LOOK AT THAT PERSONIFIED NOODLE ON THE PACKAGEIf they love mac and cheese, they’ll be shocked and surprised to try Mac & Cheese Candy. Thi...

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Archie McPhee - Cat Eyes Sleep Mask | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Cat Eyes Sleep Mask

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PERFECT FOR CAT NAPS Perfect for cat naps! Slip this sleep mask on and you’ll look like an alert kitty even in your deepest slumber. Don’t blam...

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Archie McPhee - Cupcake Mints | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Cupcake Mints

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QUASH YOUR CUPCAKE CRAVINGS WITH CUPCAKE MINTS Quelch your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting-flavored Cupcake Mints! Each 3" x 2-...

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Archie McPhee -  Dashboard Pug Buddha | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Dashboard Pug Buddha

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WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE PUG SNORTING? The Dashboard Pug Buddha is for anyone who needs a calm friend on their commute. Pugs may not look like ...

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Archie McPhee - Wind-Up Chattering Teeth | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Wind-Up Chattering Teeth

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THIS DIVERTING DENTAL DROLLERY IS DENTIST APPROVED The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat sur...

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Archie McPhee - Public Toilet Survival Kit | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Public Toilet Survival Kit

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HELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're...

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Archie McPhee - The Freeloader Fork | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - The Freeloader Fork

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THE EXTENDABLE FORK THAT LETS YOU STEAL FOOD FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S PLATES Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your dinner ...

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Archie McPhee - Big Grump Notebook | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Big Grump Notebook

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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="347"><tbody><tr height="15"><td height="15">- Notebook for grumps...

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Archie McPhee - The Fly Undertaker | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - The Fly Undertaker

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This fly swatter means business! If you're serious about killing flies but don't want to leave your chair, this extendable swatter that goes from 1...

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Archie McPhee - Pizza Candy
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Archie McPhee - Pizza Candy

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EVERY PIECE IS LIKE A SLICE The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can't fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making ...

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Archie McPhee - Angry Scotsman Mints | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Angry Scotsman Mints

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HAUD YER WHEESHT! I'LL GIE YE A SKELPIT LUG! This Scotsman is furious. He's mad about a lot of things: his loch has no monster, his kilt has too mu...

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Archie McPhee - Awooga Eye-Popping Glasses | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Awooga Eye-Popping Glasses

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LOOK SHOCKED WITH NO EFFORT AT ALL Have you ever been so shocked or surprised that your eyes figuratively popped out of your head? These glasses m...

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Archie McPhee - Pickle Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Pickle Bandages

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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE PROTECTIVE POWER OF PICKLES! Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just li...

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