Archie McPhee

PREVENT CHAPPED LIPS WITH THE MOUTHWATERING FLAVOR OF BACON Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all...

DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for...

NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentar...

Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) l...

HELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're...

THE HIPPY OF THE CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL WORLD They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This 7-1/4" tall hard vinyl Bigfoot Action Fig...

FRESH UNDERPANTS WHEN YOU NEED THEM One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, ...

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE PROTECTIVE POWER OF PICKLES! Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just li...

I'VE HEARD OF A RAT RACE, BUT A POSSUM RACE? These Racing Possums feature a souped-up, pull-back, 4-wheeled version of the possum built for speed....

ALL THE GREEN TEA TASTE WITH NONE OF THE HEALTH BENEFITS Green tea has been enjoyed as a delicious beverage for thousands of years, but these days ...

Gentlemen, start your babies! People are going to have to buy more than one of these wheeled, pull-back babies to truly race them. Just line up the...

BIGFOOT GET BOO-BOO ON FOOT, NEED BIG BANDAGE We imagine that anyone with feet the size of Bigfoot's must need bandages all the time. We've made t...

Tell the world you believe in unicorns! The happy unicorn on these socks tells the world that your feet are magical. These Unicorn Socks are women'...

NOT BUYING ONE WOULD BE A CATASTROPHE Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat? You're in luck! This Handicat soft vinyl finger p...

YOU HAVE LOTS OF CAT THOUGHTS, KEEP THEM ALL STRAIGHT Does your favourite crazy cat lady have too much on her mind to keep track of it all? This s...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS? Wouldn't you love to have a unicorn to hang around with all the time? This is the next best thing! This 3" (8.9 cm) el...

INSTEAD OF EATING IT, USE IT TO BEAT CAROLLERS The Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane is designed to appeal to the grump/curmudgeon in your life. We all know ...

SERVING KITTY SUNNY SIDE UP You love your cat and your cat loves you.. at snack time! We have a product to strengthen that relationship in every p...

THE GAME IS A FOOT Turn your finger into a leg with Finger Feet! Made of soft vinyl and 2_ (5.1 cm) tall, these tiny tootsies are so irresistible y...

WE CAN DO IT! Her inspirational WWII poster has come to symbolize the important, and previously dismissed, contributions of women in the history o...

Finger sporks are pretty much the answer to every culinary related question or problem. With these handy dandy finger accessories, you'll be fully...

USE THEM TO POINT US TO YOUR LEADERWhether they come in peace or to destroy our planet, everyone agrees that aliens have great hands. It's probably...

YOUR FINGER IS NOW A PERISCOPEWe've all known people that had eyes on the back of their head, but now you can have them on your fingers! Good for s...

DISLIKING THESE IS AGAINST THE CLAW, YOU BETTER CALL YOUR CLAWYER These Finger Lobster Claws will make your finger both happy and crabby. Each soft...

2-3/4” tall - Made of soft rubber - Sale is for one piece. Assortment of five different colours, chosen at random

FINALLY, A CAT THAT DOES WHAT YOU WANT IT TO DO Now you can always have a cat at the tip of your fingers! They come in four different styles (breed...

KITTIES SO BRIGHT I HAVE TO WEAR SHADES If we had one criticism of cats, it's that they don't glow in the dark. No more! This assortment of six dif...

SCRATCH FURNITURE, BAT AT CAT TOYS, KNOCK THINGS OFF THE COUNTER These latex Finger Cat Paws make your fingers look like tiny kitty legs. Each is 4...

HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT THE TINY HAND ON THE END OF YOUR FINGER, I MEAN REALLY LOOKED AT IT? Hey dude, did you ever wonder what it would look like ...

MAKE A _MONSTER MASH” OF YOUR FINGERS These adult-sized finger puppets are about 2_ (3.8 cm) tall and made of soft vinyl. Their flailing arms, open...