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Archie McPhee - Public Toilet Survival Kit | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$9.95

Archie McPhee - Public Toilet Survival Kit

Archie McPhee

HELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're...

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Archie McPhee - Set of 9 Gnarly Teeth | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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$17.95

Archie McPhee - Set of 9 Gnarly Teeth

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NINE PAIRS OF DEMENTED DENTURES Dental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft vinyl set of teeth fits over your real teeth, ...

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Archie McPhee - Dashboard Jesus | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$16.95

Archie McPhee - Dashboard Jesus

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LET THE DASHBOARD JESUS BE YOUR CO-PILOT!The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just...

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$16.95
Archie McPhee - Nose Pencil Sharpener | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$5.00

Archie McPhee - Nose Pencil Sharpener

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Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) l...

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$5.00
Archie McPhee - Bigfoot Action Figure | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$29.95

Archie McPhee - Bigfoot Action Figure

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THE HIPPY OF THE CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL WORLD They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This 7-1/4" tall hard vinyl Bigfoot Action Fig...

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$29.95
Archie McPhee - Instant Underpants | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$7.95

Archie McPhee - Instant Underpants

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NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentar...

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$7.95
Archie McPhee - Bacon Soap | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$14.95

Archie McPhee - Bacon Soap

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DON'T BE A PIG, WASH WITH BACON SOAP It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the.. bathroom? That's righ...

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Archie McPhee - Bacon Strips Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$11.95

Archie McPhee - Bacon Strips Bandages

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DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF BACON! There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin cont...

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Archie McPhee - Yodelling Pickle | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$24.95

Archie McPhee - Yodelling Pickle

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- 5-1/2" long, plastic pickle (batteries included) - Yodels its heart out at the push of a button - No briney odor - A great gift for any occasi...

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$24.95
Archie McPhee - Unicorn Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$19.95

Archie McPhee - Unicorn Socks

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Tell the world you believe in unicorns! The happy unicorn on these socks tells the world that your feet are magical. These Unicorn Socks are women'...

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$19.95
Archie McPhee - Tin Foil Hat | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$17.95

Archie McPhee - Tin Foil Hat

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THEY ONLY LAUGH AT YOUR TIN FOIL HAT BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance ele...

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Archie McPhee - Tin Foil Hat For Cats | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$14.95

Archie McPhee - Tin Foil Hat For Cats

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FREE YOUR FELINE FROM MIND CONTROL It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Your cat knows that 'they' are interested in what it's thinking (who i...

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Archie McPhee - Sloth Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$19.95

Archie McPhee - Sloth Socks

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THE PERFECT SOCKS FOR TAKING IT EASY Sloths are becoming so popular. Not only are they adorable, but they have a great attitude. When you wear the...

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Archie McPhee - Crazy Cat Lady Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Crazy Cat Lady Socks

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THE PERFECT SOCKS FOR CATS TO SHED ON Cats get all the attention! These socks celebrate the person behind the cats, the crazy cat lady. These soft...

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Archie McPhee - Car Full Of Cats Auto Sunshade | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$29.95

Archie McPhee - Car Full Of Cats Auto Sunshade

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HOLY KITTY CONVEYANCE! IT'S THE CATMOBILE If you could have one wish, wouldn't it be that you could take your cats everywhere with you? This sunsh...

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Archie McPhee - Bigfoot Socks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$19.95

Archie McPhee - Bigfoot Socks

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PROBABLY WOULDN'T FIT THE ACTUAL BIGFOOT You should wear Bigfoot Socks to go Bigfoot hunting. But, they're just as appropriate for a trip to the m...

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$19.95
Archie McPhee - Cat Bonnet | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$14.95

Archie McPhee - Cat Bonnet

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GOES WELL WITH A GINGHAM KITTY DRESS Does your kitty shamefully show off her beautiful ears? Don't you understand your cat wants to be plain and s...

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Archie McPhee - Shakespearean Insult Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$11.95

Archie McPhee - Shakespearean Insult Bandages

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ADD ELIZABETHAN INSULT TO INJURY Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 ...

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Archie McPhee - Jesus Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Jesus Bandages

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DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS BANDAGES Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) ...

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Archie McPhee - Big Grump Notebook | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$19.95

Archie McPhee - Big Grump Notebook

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- Notebook for grumps - 96 lined pages, 5-1/4” x 8-3/8” - Perfect place to list complaints and enemies - More pages for longer rants BIGGER GRU...

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Archie McPhee - Unicorn Spinner Notebook | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Unicorn Spinner Notebook

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IT'S LIKE DEAR ABBY, BUT WITH A HORN ON HER FOREHEAD What would a unicorn do? This unicorn-centric writing supply has a spinner on the front to he...

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Archie McPhee - Emergency Unicorn | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Emergency Unicorn

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS? Wouldn't you love to have a unicorn to hang around with all the time? This is the next best thing! This 3" (8.9 cm) el...

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Archie McPhee - Emergency Bigfoot | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$19.95

Archie McPhee - Emergency Bigfoot

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SOUNDS THAT WILL TRICK EVEN THE MOST EXPERIENCED BIGFOOT HUNTER You're probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Eme...

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Archie McPhee - Emergency Cat | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Emergency Cat

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ALL THE NOISES OF AN ACTUAL CAT One of the most underrated parts of cats is the sounds they make. This 3" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Cat noisem...

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Archie McPhee - The Punching Nun | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$34.95

Archie McPhee - The Punching Nun

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SHE'S BACK FOR A REMATCH! The Punching Nun is back and she's still making a habit of fighting for what's right! There's nun better, this is one of...

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Archie McPhee - Rosie The Riveter Punching Puppet | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$34.95

Archie McPhee - Rosie The Riveter Punching Puppet

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IT'S A LITTLE DIFFICULT TO RIVET IN THOSE BOXING GLOVES We can punch it! The 13" (33 cm) Rosie the Riveter Punching Puppet is ready to fight back....

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Archie McPhee - Wind-Up Chattering Teeth | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Wind-Up Chattering Teeth

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THIS DIVERTING DENTAL DROLLERY IS DENTIST APPROVED The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat sur...

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Archie McPhee - The Fly Undertaker | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - The Fly Undertaker

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This fly swatter means business! If you're serious about killing flies but don't want to leave your chair, this extendable swatter that goes from 1...

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Archie McPhee - Crazy Cat Lady Notebooks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$14.95

Archie McPhee - Crazy Cat Lady Notebooks

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YOU HAVE LOTS OF CAT THOUGHTS, KEEP THEM ALL STRAIGHT Does your favourite crazy cat lady have too much on her mind to keep track of it all? This s...

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Archie McPhee - Unicorn Discovery Kit | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$29.95

Archie McPhee - Unicorn Discovery Kit

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THE STUFF YOU NEED TO FIND A UNICORN You don't really find a unicorn, a unicorn finds you. This kit helps you discover your inner unicorn and perh...

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$29.95
Archie McPhee - Awooga Eye-Popping Glasses | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$19.95

Archie McPhee - Awooga Eye-Popping Glasses

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LOOK SHOCKED WITH NO EFFORT AT ALL Have you ever been so shocked or surprised that your eyes figuratively popped out of your head? These glasses m...

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Archie McPhee - Wind-Up High Five | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$14.95

Archie McPhee - Wind-Up High Five

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DON'T LEAVE THIS WINDUP HANGING! Made of soft vinyl and plastic, this 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) hand walks toward your hand until they meet for a high five....

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Archie McPhee - Handicat | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$14.95

Archie McPhee - Handicat

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NOT BUYING ONE WOULD BE A CATASTROPHE Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat? You're in luck! This Handicat soft vinyl finger p...

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Archie McPhee - Crazy Cat Lady Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$11.95

Archie McPhee - Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

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CAT SCRATCH FAVOURITES Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. These Crazy Cat Lad...

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Archie McPhee - Set Of 3 Introvert Notebooks | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Set Of 3 Introvert Notebooks

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INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTION We know, you just want to be left alone! But, while you're alone, you...

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Archie McPhee - Handicorn | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
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Archie McPhee - Handicorn

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EXCUSE ME SIR, I MUST TELL YOU YOUR HAND IS MAJESTIC Your hand is fine, but it lacks a 'certain' magic. You need Handicorn! This set of five soft ...

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Archie McPhee - Bigfoot Bandages | Cookie Jar - Home of the Coolest Gifts, Toys & Collectables
$11.95

Archie McPhee - Bigfoot Bandages

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BIGFOOT GET BOO-BOO ON FOOT, NEED BIG BANDAGE We imagine that anyone with feet the size of Bigfoot's must need bandages all the time. We've made t...

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$11.95