Archie McPhee

OLD FASHIONED CANDY WITH A TASTY DIFFERENCEThese red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy c...

Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) l...

ADD ELIZABETHAN INSULT TO INJURY Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 ...

THIS DIVERTING DENTAL DROLLERY IS DENTIST APPROVED The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat sur...

DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS BANDAGES Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) ...

THE SMOKY TASTE OF BACON WITH JUST A HINT OF MINT Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint fl...

JUST LOOK AT THAT PERSONIFIED NOODLE ON THE PACKAGEIf they love mac and cheese, they’ll be shocked and surprised to try Mac & Cheese Candy. Thi...

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LET THE DASHBOARD JESUS BE YOUR CO-PILOT!The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your co-pilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Jus...

HELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're...

NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentar...

THIS CANDY IS DILL-ICIOUSThese green and white striped hard candies look like something Grandma might keep in a crystal dish on the credenza. But, ...

IF ONLY IT CAME IN EXTRA CRISPYWhat the cluck? Add some savory to your candy jar! These brown and yellow striped hard candies taste like fried chic...

- 5-1/2" long, plastic pickle (batteries included) - Yodels its heart out at the push of a button - No briney odor - A great gift for any occasi...

DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF BACON! There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin cont...

NINE PAIRS OF DEMENTED DENTURES Dental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft vinyl set of teeth fits over your real teeth, ...

THEY ONLY LAUGH AT YOUR TIN FOIL HAT BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance ele...

THE PERFECT SOCKS FOR CATS TO SHED ON Cats get all the attention! These socks celebrate the person behind the cats, the crazy cat lady. These soft...

CAT SCRATCH FAVOURITES Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. These Crazy Cat Lad...

JUST LOOKING THIS MINT TIN WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY Show the world that you know unicorns are real and they want people to have fresh breath. Each 3-1/8...

BE GRATEFUL WE DON'T HAVE SUSHI CANDYWasabi looks a lot like guacamole, but that’s the kind of mistake you only make once. Wasabi Candy has the fam...

ALL THE NOISES OF AN ACTUAL CAT One of the most underrated parts of cats is the sounds they make. This 3" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Cat noisem...

This fly swatter means business! If you're serious about killing flies but don't want to leave your chair, this extendable swatter that goes from 1...

THE HIPPY OF THE CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL WORLD They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This 7-1/4" tall hard vinyl Bigfoot Action Fig...

DON'T BE A PIG, WASH WITH BACON SOAP It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the.. bathroom? That's righ...

HAUD YER WHEESHT! I'LL GIE YE A SKELPIT LUG! This Scotsman is furious. He's mad about a lot of things: his loch has no monster, his kilt has too mu...

ALL THE GREEN TEA TASTE WITH NONE OF THE HEALTH BENEFITS Green tea has been enjoyed as a delicious beverage for thousands of years, but these days ...

THE BOLD FLAVOR OF A CRISP DILL PICKLE PACKED INTO A TINY MINT Do you like pickles? Yes? Then you’ll love these mints! They taste like dill! They’l...

QUASH YOUR CUPCAKE CRAVINGS WITH CUPCAKE MINTS Quelch your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting-flavored Cupcake Mints! Each 3" x 2-...

Tell the world you believe in unicorns! The happy unicorn on these socks tells the world that your feet are magical. These Unicorn Socks are women'...

FREE YOUR FELINE FROM MIND CONTROL It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Your cat knows that 'they' are interested in what it's thinking (who i...

SOUNDS THAT WILL TRICK EVEN THE MOST EXPERIENCED BIGFOOT HUNTER You're probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Eme...

THE PERFECT SOCKS FOR TAKING IT EASY Sloths are becoming so popular. Not only are they adorable, but they have a great attitude. When you wear the...

HOLY KITTY CONVEYANCE! IT'S THE CATMOBILE If you could have one wish, wouldn't it be that you could take your cats everywhere with you? This sunsh...

PROBABLY WOULDN'T FIT THE ACTUAL BIGFOOT You should wear Bigfoot Socks to go Bigfoot hunting. But, they're just as appropriate for a trip to the m...

GOES WELL WITH A GINGHAM KITTY DRESS Does your kitty shamefully show off her beautiful ears? Don't you understand your cat wants to be plain and s...

DON'T LEAVE THIS WINDUP HANGING! Made of soft vinyl and plastic, this 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) hand walks toward your hand until they meet for a high five....

FINALLY, AN INANIMATE OBJECT THAT UNDERSTANDS YOU Sometimes all it takes is a little positive reinforcement to help you make it through the day. S...