Archie McPhee

THIS DANCING HULA GIRL INSTANTLY IMPROVES ANY DASHBOARD All dashboards can be improved by the presence of this quality Dashboard Hula Girl. She...

OLD FASHIONED CANDY WITH A TASTY DIFFERENCEThese red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy c...

THIS CANDY IS DILL-ICIOUSThese green and white striped hard candies look like something Grandma might keep in a crystal dish on the credenza. But, ...

NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentar...

THE SMOKY TASTE OF BACON WITH JUST A HINT OF MINT Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint fl...

DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS BANDAGES Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) ...

ADD ELIZABETHAN INSULT TO INJURY Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 ...

NINE PAIRS OF DEMENTED DENTURES Dental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft vinyl set of teeth fits over your real teeth, ...

PREVENT CHAPPED LIPS WITH THE MOUTHWATERING FLAVOR OF BACON Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all...

Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) l...

IF ONLY IT CAME IN EXTRA CRISPYWhat the cluck? Add some savory to your candy jar! These brown and yellow striped hard candies taste like fried chic...

THIS DIVERTING DENTAL DROLLERY IS DENTIST APPROVED The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat sur...

DON'T BE A PIG, WASH WITH BACON SOAP It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the.. bathroom? That's righ...

BE GRATEFUL WE DON'T HAVE SUSHI CANDYWasabi looks a lot like guacamole, but that’s the kind of mistake you only make once. Wasabi Candy has the fam...

JUST LOOK AT THAT PERSONIFIED NOODLE ON THE PACKAGEIf they love mac and cheese, they’ll be shocked and surprised to try Mac & Cheese Candy. Thi...

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HELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're...

DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF BACON! There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin cont...

WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE PUG SNORTING? The Dashboard Pug Buddha is for anyone who needs a calm friend on their commute. Pugs may not look like ...

- 5-1/2" long, plastic pickle (batteries included) - Yodels its heart out at the push of a button - No briney odor - A great gift for any occasi...

LET THE DASHBOARD JESUS BE YOUR CO-PILOT!The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your co-pilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Jus...

THEY ONLY LAUGH AT YOUR TIN FOIL HAT BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance ele...

CAT SCRATCH FAVOURITES Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. These Crazy Cat Lad...

THE HIPPY OF THE CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL WORLD They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This 7-1/4" tall hard vinyl Bigfoot Action Fig...

FINALLY, AN INANIMATE OBJECT THAT UNDERSTANDS YOU Sometimes all it takes is a little positive reinforcement to help you make it through the day. S...

DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for...

QUASH YOUR CUPCAKE CRAVINGS WITH CUPCAKE MINTS Quelch your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting-flavored Cupcake Mints! Each 3" x 2-...

ALL THE NOISES OF AN ACTUAL CAT One of the most underrated parts of cats is the sounds they make. This 3" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Cat noisem...

This fly swatter means business! If you're serious about killing flies but don't want to leave your chair, this extendable swatter that goes from 1...

JUST LOOKING THIS MINT TIN WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY Show the world that you know unicorns are real and they want people to have fresh breath. Each 3-1/8...

THE BOLD FLAVOR OF A CRISP DILL PICKLE PACKED INTO A TINY MINT Do you like pickles? Yes? Then you’ll love these mints! They taste like dill! They’l...

THE PERFECT SOCKS FOR CATS TO SHED ON Cats get all the attention! These socks celebrate the person behind the cats, the crazy cat lady. These soft...

UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerl...

THE EXTENDABLE FORK THAT LETS YOU STEAL FOOD FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S PLATES Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your dinner ...

HAUD YER WHEESHT! I'LL GIE YE A SKELPIT LUG! This Scotsman is furious. He's mad about a lot of things: his loch has no monster, his kilt has too mu...

ALL THE GREEN TEA TASTE WITH NONE OF THE HEALTH BENEFITS Green tea has been enjoyed as a delicious beverage for thousands of years, but these days ...

THE PERFECT SOCKS FOR TAKING IT EASY Sloths are becoming so popular. Not only are they adorable, but they have a great attitude. When you wear the...

HOLY KITTY CONVEYANCE! IT'S THE CATMOBILE If you could have one wish, wouldn't it be that you could take your cats everywhere with you? This sunsh...