Archie McPhee

HELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're...

NINE PAIRS OF DEMENTED DENTURES Dental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft vinyl set of teeth fits over your real teeth, ...

LET THE DASHBOARD JESUS BE YOUR CO-PILOT!The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just...

Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) l...

THE HIPPY OF THE CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL WORLD They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This 7-1/4" tall hard vinyl Bigfoot Action Fig...

NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentar...

DON'T BE A PIG, WASH WITH BACON SOAP It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the.. bathroom? That's righ...

DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF BACON! There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin cont...

- 5-1/2" long, plastic pickle (batteries included) - Yodels its heart out at the push of a button - No briney odor - A great gift for any occasi...

Tell the world you believe in unicorns! The happy unicorn on these socks tells the world that your feet are magical. These Unicorn Socks are women'...

THEY ONLY LAUGH AT YOUR TIN FOIL HAT BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance ele...

FREE YOUR FELINE FROM MIND CONTROL It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Your cat knows that 'they' are interested in what it's thinking (who i...

THE PERFECT SOCKS FOR TAKING IT EASY Sloths are becoming so popular. Not only are they adorable, but they have a great attitude. When you wear the...

THE PERFECT SOCKS FOR CATS TO SHED ON Cats get all the attention! These socks celebrate the person behind the cats, the crazy cat lady. These soft...

HOLY KITTY CONVEYANCE! IT'S THE CATMOBILE If you could have one wish, wouldn't it be that you could take your cats everywhere with you? This sunsh...

PROBABLY WOULDN'T FIT THE ACTUAL BIGFOOT You should wear Bigfoot Socks to go Bigfoot hunting. But, they're just as appropriate for a trip to the m...

GOES WELL WITH A GINGHAM KITTY DRESS Does your kitty shamefully show off her beautiful ears? Don't you understand your cat wants to be plain and s...

ADD ELIZABETHAN INSULT TO INJURY Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 ...

DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS BANDAGES Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) ...

- Notebook for grumps - 96 lined pages, 5-1/4” x 8-3/8” - Perfect place to list complaints and enemies - More pages for longer rants BIGGER GRU...

IT'S LIKE DEAR ABBY, BUT WITH A HORN ON HER FOREHEAD What would a unicorn do? This unicorn-centric writing supply has a spinner on the front to he...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS? Wouldn't you love to have a unicorn to hang around with all the time? This is the next best thing! This 3" (8.9 cm) el...

SOUNDS THAT WILL TRICK EVEN THE MOST EXPERIENCED BIGFOOT HUNTER You're probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Eme...

ALL THE NOISES OF AN ACTUAL CAT One of the most underrated parts of cats is the sounds they make. This 3" (8.9 cm) electronic Emergency Cat noisem...

SHE'S BACK FOR A REMATCH! The Punching Nun is back and she's still making a habit of fighting for what's right! There's nun better, this is one of...

IT'S A LITTLE DIFFICULT TO RIVET IN THOSE BOXING GLOVES We can punch it! The 13" (33 cm) Rosie the Riveter Punching Puppet is ready to fight back....

THIS DIVERTING DENTAL DROLLERY IS DENTIST APPROVED The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat sur...

This fly swatter means business! If you're serious about killing flies but don't want to leave your chair, this extendable swatter that goes from 1...

YOU HAVE LOTS OF CAT THOUGHTS, KEEP THEM ALL STRAIGHT Does your favourite crazy cat lady have too much on her mind to keep track of it all? This s...

THE STUFF YOU NEED TO FIND A UNICORN You don't really find a unicorn, a unicorn finds you. This kit helps you discover your inner unicorn and perh...

LOOK SHOCKED WITH NO EFFORT AT ALL Have you ever been so shocked or surprised that your eyes figuratively popped out of your head? These glasses m...

DON'T LEAVE THIS WINDUP HANGING! Made of soft vinyl and plastic, this 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) hand walks toward your hand until they meet for a high five....

NOT BUYING ONE WOULD BE A CATASTROPHE Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat? You're in luck! This Handicat soft vinyl finger p...

CAT SCRATCH FAVOURITES Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. These Crazy Cat Lad...

INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTION We know, you just want to be left alone! But, while you're alone, you...

EXCUSE ME SIR, I MUST TELL YOU YOUR HAND IS MAJESTIC Your hand is fine, but it lacks a 'certain' magic. You need Handicorn! This set of five soft ...

BIGFOOT GET BOO-BOO ON FOOT, NEED BIG BANDAGE We imagine that anyone with feet the size of Bigfoot's must need bandages all the time. We've made t...