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Grab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with puzzling brain teasers on every sheet. Not only will you be improving your brain power b...
View full detailsGrab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with puzzling brain teasers on every sheet. Not only will you be improving your brain power b...
View full detailsGet the gleam with this special hairbrush for the follically challenged. Now bald men can proudly buff up their bald patch as part of their daily r...
View full detailsIdentify the source of Bullshit and spray vigorously! This handy 100ml floral scented air freshener has a spray nozzle and is easy to use. It will ...
View full detailsNobody will ever see those skidmarks...If you need to poop but don't want to draw a ton of attention, here's a good first pass. A great gift for h...
View full detailsThe world's first Sudoku Toilet Roll is now available! Simply pull down the roll and start filling in the puzzles. It's so easy to play: complete t...
View full detailsTimes upÉget wiping! Perfect for homes that usually have a queue for the bathroom, this hilarious toilet themed poo timer will shorten loo times as...
View full detailsDo you dream of swimming under the stars and watching the moonlight shimmering off the soothing waves? Recreate that magical moment at home with th...
View full detailsThe only soap that fills you with pride! Shrink wrapped. 10.2cm x 6.4cm x 1.9cm.
Had a bad day? Want to wallow in it? Bathe in waters as dark as your mood with our charcoal bath bombs.
How does your garden grow? Is it well pruned, with a perfectly manicured lawn? Or is it an overgrown thick bush? Surprise your missus this valentin...
View full detailsKnow someone who loves RosŽ Wine? These bath bombs are the perfect gift, enjoy a RosŽ in the tub after a long day, without the hangover.
I hope the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help you out of the ditch, like this classy lady. I J...
View full detailsCelebrate your body hair with this scented soap! It'll leave you feeling fresh and liberated from the beauty standards of today! Instead you can ce...
View full detailsDoesn't Uranus belong in your bathroom? Unscented. 2 oz. / 56 g. Not tested on animals. Made in the USA.
The raspberry scented bath dust will take you on a trip out of this world! Transform your bath into a shimmering night sky, bath time will never be...
View full detailsEnjoy a cold one in the shower with this innovative, easy to install bevy holder.
Know an older person with a tendency for pants -based accidents and/or a good sense of humour? Then say hello to their perfect gift Ð the Old Age A...
View full detailsDiameter of the drain plug: approx. 45.5 mm Chain length: 30 cm The unusual bath plug has a diameter of 4.5 cm and a chain length of 30 cm
Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, I don't think I need to tell you what happens next...
View full detailsTake your singing in the shower to a whole new level with this novelty vintage microphone shaped Soap on a Rope from Gentlemen's Hardware! Belt out...
View full detailsSick of seeing the bloke from accounts squirming uncomfortably at his desk? Well, thereÕll be no need for Itchy Ian to fear those uncomfortable per...
View full detailsWatch out for zombies as you relax in a bath of scented brains. You’ll be ready for anything from a good night’s sleep to a zombie apocalypse with ...
View full detailsSquirty-saurus! Fun for bathtime or in the pool, these squirty toys are great value & in an assortment of cheerful dinosaur designs. Sold indiv...
View full detailsThe Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe vera. 2 oz./59 ml
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