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Have you herd? This little plushie is lactose intolerant! That's right, cow's milk gets his bowels mooving right along, straight through to his dai...

Don't get salty, but this plushie is knot interested in your lies. He only wants the facts, not the twisted story you've baked up. He likes his tru...

"SPICY ROMANCE" This plushie loves her men tall, dark, and fictional. Let's be honest, men in the real world aren't going to cut it! She craves spi...

This Punchkin likes it thick and spicy and we're not just talking about her books. When it comes to her reading material, the smuttier, the better....

This Punchkin is all about that big wingspan energy! I mean, you know what they say about wingspans. ;) Darling, she just can't get enough of those...

This Punchkin loves historical romance novels. I mean, have you read the Bridgerton series? (Have you seen the TV series? *fans self*) Her loins bu...

This Punchkin likes it thick and spicy and we're not just talking about her books. When it comes to her reading material, the smuttier, the better....

This Punchkin is OBSESSED with true crime. But he doesn't like cold cases; he wants them solved! He's seen, read, and listened to so much true crim...

This plushie is not a fan of„well„anything. He knows things won't always be easy-breezy. When sh*t hits the fan, he's the first to throw up his bla...

Happy wife, happy life! Right, fellas? This plushie knows that the (not so) secret to a long and happy marriage is keeping your wife happy! NOT! Sh...

Just when you think everything is falling into place, this guy shows up„and he's here to f@#k you up. There's no blocking him out. He lives in a co...

This Punchkin is so not in the mooood for your shenanigans. Your ability to milk any situation makes his stomach curdle. It's no cow-in-cidence tha...

This Punchkin's got 99 problems and anxie-tea is literally all of them. Is she too hot? Is she too cold? Did she brew long enough? What if nobody l...

This Punchkin is the ringmaster of his own sh*t show, and he's barely hanging on by a thread. His endearing smile screams, _Welcome to the sh*it sh...

Does your job stink? Well, it can't be worse than this plushie's! Just kidding, this Punchkin is turd-ally okay with being dethroned. He gets that ...

This is nacho average pillow. He's the cheesiest oversized plushie we know. Seriously, he couldn't brie any cheesier. For this guy, it's gouda vibe...

This Puffie pillow is perfect for any proud plant parent. You keep plants alive, and everyone deserves to know it! We see you. You grow, girl! We b...

Welcome to the s_h_i_t_ s_h_o_w_ my life! This Puffie pillow is perfect for anyone with a chaotic life and a wonderful sense of humor. This pillow-...

This oversized plush doesn't give a shitake, and you shouldn't either! He's the perfect pillow for anyone who doesn't have mush-room for nonsense i...

Our sassy ducks have some serious 'tude—and they don't give two ducks about it! Each ducky features a sassy duck-themed pun. *Price is for 1 piece....

This Punchkin knows the importance of having a work bestie. Work would truly succ without them. I mean, they help you pass the thyme, they help you...

Celebrate all the fun things that come with welcoming a new puppy into the family! Welcome dogs or puppies with hugs, special names, and adorable t...

And they called it puppy love! These Coconut scents and pure Myrrh essential oils will have you head over heels and feeling fun!

You won't be able to say no to our adorable PUPPY LOVE SOCKS with fluffy 3D ears as they will melt your heart from the absolute cuteness. (Ages 6-9...